“My fellow Americans, I feel it is my duty and obligation as your President, and commander in chief, to inform you of a grievous misconception that has taken on the form of popular belief in our ever superficial, and post modern, high tech digital society... Ketchup Is way better than Mustard. That’s right. I said it. There, now it’s out in the open. You can argue all you want, but the simple fact is that a hotdog with Mustard is like cereal with milk. Yup that’s right, I said that too. Cereal with milk is just icky.” These are the first words that I ever heard uttered by Mo when I first met him at the national convention for Harry Potter appreciation and support. Since then they have come out with the fifth, sixth, and seventh books, and we are all anxiously awaiting the release of the eighth book, titled “Harry Potter and the chamber that wouldn’t open but with a Niggun”. I know, the world has come a long ways. Since then I have met with Mo on numerous occasions, such as at the National convention for StarTreck appreciation and support, as well as the National Pokemon appreciation and support rally. We bonded over games of Chess as well as rigorous battles of laser tag. Then there was that one time in world of war craft when my admin met up with your dwarf character, and we found the sward o f a thousand truths, but Butters refused to get high with Towly, so Clide converted to Frenchism. Remember that? Remember? hahahahaha. But I guess that is all going to change now that your tying the proverbial knot(around your proverbial neck) ever since you entered the mean machine called corporate America (no seriously, that’s what his parents named him when he was born. They were torn between that and Barhtalomuerex) you’ve been acting very strange. I ask you if you want to hit up the city, and you respond “would you like to buy 40,00 vacuum cleaners? I can get you them at a good price”. I ask you if you want to grab some pizza, and you reply “how about 22,462 clothing irons? I know a guy who knows a guy.” Maybe it’s the negative affects of a Passaic, or the Passaic affects of negative but whatever it is, the trees don’t cleanse and bottle the sap by themselves, you need a nine iron and grapefruit goggles to suffice. So before you take the inevitable plunge I’d just like to inform you of your options, so that you can make an educated decision based on all of the facts. And by that I mean whatever it is that I say is best for you. There is cyanide, and teenaged mutant ninja turtles.But let bygones be bygones, ands just concur with me this. Marriage is like being in the penalty box for a double minor. The blimp only zambonis the ice if you score a hat-trick during the second period.So I give you this Bracha that vf¶23.6? - 454 ? 8847.09885×9.55555555555555. and may you and your Kallah enjoy enjoyable joyfulness, And joyfully enjoy enjoying it. And may you merit a bountiful crop, prestigious pontification. And always remember that the JubJub bird only eats baby formula when the moon is at half past nine in the afternoon. Mazal Tov and enjoy much Ne’eman Bi’yisroel Bayis building. The real Mel who stood up.

Mazel Tov Liz! May you always be as happy as you right now!!!! So excited for u!

Mazal Tov!! You guys are adorable! I'm smiling my head off at your pics! Cute!! :)

Mazel Tov!!!!!

MAZEL TOOOOOOV!!!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY FOR U! i hope youll still be in NY this year b/c i was so excited for u 2 be here!

ELIZABETH!!!!! Mazal Tov again! Hi Moishy-you are an extremely lucky guy but i'm sure you already know that! Wishing you all the best!

Mazal Tov! so Liz i guess this means no more visiting each other...:-) May you have much bracha and simcha!

MAZEL TOV LIZ- im so happy for you... may you and moishy have a life together full of happiness... so the weddings in new york, right?? lol :)

MAzel tov!!!!!! you guys are so cute!! i cant get over it, im just so excited. you guys look so happy and cute together. mazel tov again and may you build a bayis neeman b'yisroel and have years of happiness together!

LIZ-omg- this is crazyyy- like woah your face is on only simchas~~when did this happen?~~~!!!!!~!!!!Mazal Tov!!!I'm sooo happy for the two of you-may you build a bais neeman biyisroel together!!

MAZEL TOV!!!!!!

AAHHH WOW!!! Mazal Tov Lizzy! I am so happy for you guys. May you be zoche to a life full of simcha and ahava as you build a bais neeman byisrael toghether. Moishy, you got quite a catch! Leo

mazel tov lizzy and moishy!!!!

Mazal Tov Liz!!!

MAZAL TOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!